Tiger Woods Question of the Day

Recent revelations have the Tiger Woods conquest total going up faster than an amateur on a rainy, windy day at St. Andrews.

My question is this-with all the chasin’ he was doing, how in the world did Tiger ever have time to play golf?

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One thought on “Tiger Woods Question of the Day

  1. Someone sent me some Tiger Woods jokes:

    1. Apparently, the only person who can beat Tiger Woods with a golf club is his wife
    2. What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards
    3. Tiger Woods was injured in a car accident as he pulled out of his driveway early Friday morning. It was Woods’ shortest drive since an errant tee shot at the US Open.
    4. What was Tiger Woods doing out at 2.30 in the morning? He’d gone clubbing.
    5. Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron.
    6. Perhaps Tiger should be using a driver?
    7. This is the first time Tiger’s ever failed to drive 300 yards.
    8. Apparently, Tiger admitted this crash was the closest shave he’s ever had. So Gillette has dropped his contract.
    9. Tiger Woods wasn’t seriously injured in the crash. He’s still below par though.
    10. Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.

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